Looks so real! How much are you selling it for?
He’s the proprietor. 
How do you know Urodacus wasn’t talking to the proprietor and asking about the dog or the hooman head? 
They don’t look real.
They look like real Earth products to me. Are you saying they’re cheap knockoffs from Proxima Centauri b or something?
This is why it’s easy to rip you guys off at the flea market.
Hey, just enjoying the laser show. 
Crosspost, courtesy of @Mr_PBH
Almost looks like something AI would produce! 
Would you believe that I was taking pictures of the first one and the other one waddled over and spread out? Totally one upped that guy!
There’s no vet out here. One visits once a year to spay and neuter, so the locals tell me,
Sad
