Chimp To Speak On Arab TV

It has been reported that a monkey-like creature of known diminished intellectual capacity is to address the Arab world on TV to ‘explain’ the atrocities committed by US juveniles in Iraqi prisons. This is a masterstroke by the Coalition Authorities in Iraq. God knows what kind of adverse violent reaction a similar address By The President of the United States, Gworge W. Bush would have across the Arab world…

Why are they having a Democrat speak to the Arab World at a time like this? Wouldn’t it be better if someone from the Bush administration did?

I thought you were out riding a horse? Damn!

Why on earth would the President of France go on Arab TV to talk about American juveniles?

No no NO Broon Ale:

I already done explained to you that I am back in the city. I WAS in the countryside which is why no one heard from me (blessedly) for a while but now lunch is over and I am heading back out to enjoy the beautiful 25 degree St. Petersburg spring. And we must get together to save the strugeon. I was responsible for at least the death of thousands this lunch.

Love Fred

DB: Whatever happened to guanxi? If I had some, I would give it to you.

Seriously. If The W. Chimp tries to say more than sorry, he is going to make it worse. Not only that but he will struggle to be understood; he is barely comprehensible in English, let alone Arabic.

Laura is so worried, that apparently she has hoarded bananas and retired back up the tree whence she and W. came. They will be busy for the next few months colouring in the bible.

George W…what a fucking joke.

[quote=“fred smith”]No no NO Broon Ale:

I already done explained to you that I am back in the city. I was in the countryside which is why no one heard from me (blessedly) for a while [/quote]

Sorry Fred, I was so eager to get to the end of that particular post, I omitted to read the bit from the beginning through the middle and almost to the end… :blush:

Broon

:laughing: Can’t find fault with that remark :laughing: :notworthy:

Calling Bush a “monkey” is not very polite. Maybe I should use Reagan’s quote describing anti-war activists in the 60s.

“They look like Tarzan, walk like Jane, and smell like Cheetah.”

Is this you, sugar?

Bush is in politics. He and his supporters have to accept name-calling as par for the course. What is most definitely not polite is not apologizing. Calling Bush a Chimp is not an important issue.

Totally agree. Any monkey would be offended by such a comment.

Totally agree. Any monkey would be offended by such a comment.[/quote]

Chimps are NOT monkeys. They’re different species entirely.

I’m aware of that. And I’d say Bush a different species entirely, too…

alien, how is that funny when it says “actual quote” comics and uses a fake quote? i mean, wouldn’t it be funnier if he didn’t make up a quote from bush? i really question your taste in political cartoons. there’s so much good anti-bush material out there, but you always just link to the idiotic stuff.

once again you guys took a joke and then just kinda killed it. you call bush a chimp and a monkey and then you say no, he’s a species different from those 2. not sure why you would think that witty. shrug

:smiley: Tacos

[quote=“Chewycorns”]
Anyone who knows me, knows I am not a Bush fan. However, I don’t like judging people on their appearance. By calling someone a monkey or a chimp you are implying that Bush has these characteristics either in his character or appearance. [/quote]

Don’t forget his ‘nature’!

OOOOOh! YOu’re more than welcome to dig up the ‘good’ stuff for us!
:laughing:

Flipper do bush supporters have a sense of humour?