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Look, I just need some paper for the cat, okay?

They are definitely trying to ruin Taiwan’s image.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2008-12/09/content_7285892.htm

Regarding that ‘suggestive’ picture of the psycho xiao gie sucking on the ‘whistle’ (phnar, phnar) and the see-through, ‘disappearing’ pants, um, why is she the only one not actually entrusted with a magazine? I see that all the boys are ‘fully loaded’, so she’s just waiting to have her ‘magazine slot’ filled by a willing compatriot?

Thanks for the support, JMcNeill. They’re not exactly ruining Taiwan’s image (that’s being done well enough by the Taiwanese themselves), more just promulgating it for what it is, I guess. But, and this is the real point, Notice how Taiwan is quietly tucked into the same section as HK and Macao?

Should be in the International News section, Bucko! get President Ma onto that right away! Oh, right, sorry, that’s Mayor Ma. My mistake.

Geez, you guys in Taiwan need to lighten up. Like I’m so all the way with the PLA, baby! Yeah!

HG

HGC, the fact that you have such ready and instant access to such a stream of ‘fascinating’ pictures is wrong, wrong on oh-so-many levels :slight_smile:

Rule 34 of the Internet: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Excuse me…but that is art

hu-ming.com/all_list/04/009.html

[quote]Hu Ming’s ancestors belong to ancient Mongolia. It is said, they were sent to Liao Cheng Shan Dong Province in the early Han Dynasty. Till this day there are about ten families and their surnames are still Hu.

Hu Ming’s parents were doctors and served in the army. When Hu Ming was a little girl, her parents always told her “You have the hands of an eye surgeon we hope you will be a doctor”. However Hu Ming took no interest in it, she only wanted to paint. While she was in high school the Chinese Cultural Revolution was in full swing. Consequently because her teacher knew Hu Ming like to draw, he let her draw Chairman Mao’s portrait. However Hu Ming’s mother was very concerned about this and mentioned to her daughter “If you cannot draw Chairman Mao’s portrait precisely then it will be big trouble for our family, you may even be placed in jail, so please daughter practice draft after draft, until you feel sure you can do it.”

During the Cultural Revolution in China, Hu Ming spent her school days either drawing Chairman Mao’s portrait or memorizing his infamous red book, nothing else was allowed and Hu Ming found it very boring, so she begged her parents to let her enter the army, she was only 15 years old. As her parents were in the army it was not such a difficult task. So in 1970 she became a solider. She was stationed in an army hospital ‘254’ in Tian Jin a hospital of 5000 people.

Hu Ming’s parents knew that their dream of their daughter becoming a surgeon was futile, as her family and ancestors come from a long line of artisans, masters in exquisite wood carving of Buddha’s for the temples.
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I have to thank comrade (in the old fashioned sense) Elegua for the raunchy ones.

There’s more here, and stuff on the woman artist.

Since my work requires cajoling, threatening and occasionally beating mostly mainlanders into doing stuff they’d happily not do, I need a good supply of material that invokes the Lei Feng spirit. Stefan Landsberger’s Chinese Propaganda Poster Pages works for the most part.

HG

Well, I’m convinced. Where can I sign up?

Sorry mate. We’ve not been included.

[quote=“Elegua”]

Sorry mate. We’ve not been included.[/quote]
I bet if I joined the PLA the hat you’d get would look a lot less good than the one the guy on the left is wearing, a bit like fast food always better on the menu.

The guy on the left is militia, not PLA, so theoretically you still got a chance. Come, sign up too!

I’m more curious about the buttocks on those PLA ladies. I;ve not seen such shape in Chinese, as a general rule, so could these ladies be Mongolian like the artist? is that what a Mongolian ass looks like? Maybe I should root for Mongolia on that other thread?

HG

[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]The guy on the left is militia, not PLA, so theoretically you still got a chance. Come, sign up too!

I’m more curious about the buttocks on those PLA ladies. I;ve not seen such shape in Chinese, as a general rule, so could these ladies be Mongolian like the artist? is that what a Mongolian ass looks like? Maybe I should root for Mongolia on that other thread?

HG[/quote]
What does the caption say?

[quote=“JMcNeill”]They are definitely trying to ruin Taiwan’s image.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2008-12/09/content_7285892.htm[/quote]

All well and good, but Reuters had the story last week.

reuters.com/article/lifestyl … WG20081205

Ha! So it DOES come from the wires, it’s just blatantly ripped off, without the original source getting any credit! Even the photo is identical.

[quote=“KingZog”][quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]The guy on the left is militia, not PLA, so theoretically you still got a chance. Come, sign up too!

I’m more curious about the buttocks on those PLA ladies. I;ve not seen such shape in Chinese, as a general rule, so could these ladies be Mongolian like the artist? is that what a Mongolian ass looks like? Maybe I should root for Mongolia on that other thread?

HG[/quote]
What does the caption say?[/quote]

People don’t fuck with me and I don’t fuck with others. If others fuck with me, then I must fuck with them.

Say what you like about the PLA, at least they aren’t liberals.

The quote’s from Mao.

HG

[quote=“urodacus”]So there’s more than one person out there who actually wants to read that contemptuous dribble? It may be no more biased than the TT, but it’s biased the wrong way. :laughing: All you chickens lambasting Ma for sucking China tit are doing essentially the same if you read that fishwrapper.

I guess I’d be outnumbered then.

Go for it, boys. Wake me up when the BeiJing Express pulls in to town.[/quote]
Does it have funnies? 'Cause for me, reading the news, op-ed pieces, and stuff is just a ritual preparation for reading the funnies.

“Though divided on fashion issues, the twins were united in their violent objection to any criticism of their choice of attire.”