China’s List

So…I haven’t read the article yet but I thought I’d share it as it looks relevant.

Voice support for pro-Taiwan independence … will be deemed to have committed a felony and could face life imprisonment in China … with no statute of limitations.


Why not multiple death penalty?

The punishment will be:

  • Re-education in the sparkling new facilities next to the set of Mulan
  • Some volunteer work in the salt mines
  • After you acknowledged the error if your ways, the brave people’s police will let you participate in the annual marksmanship competition
  • After the tragic accident you will donate your organs
  • The recipients of said organs will be re-educated for good measure.

“Healthy bodies healthy minds”
Those organs will have been re-re-educated.