Though this thread is meant to be fun, there is actually a purpose behind it. When I learn Chinese (or any language for that matter), I try to picture images in my mind. That way I remember the expression later.
There is a scientific reason for it, but let’s not go there and just have fun instead, shall we?
OK, the first one is:
You need to use a bit of poetic license, btw.
Any guesses what the Chinese expression is? You can say the English translation instead.