In chitchatting with local companions, I’m rather fond of coining and using Chinglishisms. A few of my favourites are:
“goggy” as a combination of gou and doggy
“neikies” as a combination of neiku and undies/panties
“poobian” and “peebian” for poo+dabian and pee+xiaobian
Do any of you others do this, and do you have any good ones to share?
Don’t you get laughed at a lot? Sounds like baby-talk to me.
If I’m to be a butt of ridicule I’d prefer it to be on account of my staggering ignorance of the culture I live in, thanks very much.
V and I enjoy the retort: “Do you know how many pi you dong? One! One pi!” (Ni dong yige pi, literally, you understand bollocks). You probably have to be there.