Colonoscopy open discussion

I am thinking about one, soon. I’ve been suggested to be put under so i don’t know what happens…

In my opinion it’s worth a few thousand :slight_smile:

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I’ve had a gastroscopy, it’s not so bad. Just like fierce vomiting, but you recover instantly.

If you have to have both I recommend insisting on the gastroscopy first…

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Meh. I had one. Wasn’t shocking at all.

A few thousand what? :thinking:

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I think this one was NTD 4000 for the privilege of not feeling anything

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Had me scared for sec…

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Huh. I knew you were a bbb aaaaaaa
Now I know you have a bbb aaaaaaa

Just kidding, I don’t know squat. Thanks for the reassurance

I wasnt talking about my ass. I was talking about how they handled the instrument and garbage after they pulled out…one would have thought them forcing me to get a pcr the day before they would be a little more professional al on sanitation and all…Let’s just say, doctors are already dirty as shit. we arent far from idiocracy.

Mine was 150nt for hospital registration. plus nearly 1000 for the pills I didnt want or take (except the laxative). personally, although certainly uncomfortable, it is nothing compared to the endoscope. I HATE those. at least they are fastish.

I’m a baby. I don’t want to feel stuff being stuffed up my behind, and anyway, who doesn’t want a shot of anesthetic now and then?

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There is nothing in that logic I dont agree with!

But if they are splashing asshole juice all over the room, I cant really bring.myself to trust them with medicating me :crazy_face:

Instead I have a box of betel nut and a bottle of whiskey in my clothing bag for directly after to get me chipper :slight_smile:

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Volts.

We poop everyday. Sometimes huge logs. It doesn’t hurt.

Fentanyl addicts?

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I know it doesn’t hurt :slight_smile:

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As we’ve gone a tad off topic, why does anyone choose to specialise in proctology?

For shits and giggles?

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I was out cold for the entirety of the procedure :idunno:

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don’t know how accurate this is, but:
https://www.erieri.com/salary/job/proctologist/united-states

That’s a shit ton of money.

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I very specifically avoided that joke. :wink:

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