Comical Ali: Vote for your favorite quote!

Which is the most outrageous?

  • Are these the Americans? People remain silent and placate the Americans. By God, they only deserve scorn. We slaughtered them yesterday and we will continue to slaughter them.
  • God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.
  • I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!
  • I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.
  • The shock has backfired on them. Indeed, they are shocked because of what they have seen. No one received them with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and bullets. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them.
  • Iraqi fighters in Umm Qasr are giving the hordes of American and Brtish mercenaries the taste of definite death. We have drawn them into a quagmire and they will never get out of it.
  • One hundred infidels commited suicide as they entered the holy city of Bagdhad. Their tanks will become their tombs.
  • Our initial assessment is that they will all die.
  • I am not talking about the American people and the British people. I am talking about those mercenaries. They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children.
  • The Cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days, we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target.
  • The United Nations [is] a place for prostitution under the feet of Americans.
  • There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!
  • They are superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone.
  • Today, the tide has turned, we are destroying them.
  • Tonight, we will do something unconventional against them. This means: not by the military. We will do something that I believe will become a pretty example for those mercenaries.
  • We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked.
  • We made them drink poison last night and Saddam Hussein’s soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history.
  • We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.
  • When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves.

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Information Minsiter Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

What’s with the many references to shoes? “Here comes another Abrams M1! Quick, take off your plimsolls! Now hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Nike Akhbar! Nike Akhbar!”

This is the “Mother of all Polls.”

“God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.”
This was pretty good. Hell’s night market… :smiling_imp:

I’m getting some t shirts made as we speak.

What a jolly good idea Amos … what will be on the T-Shirts? Did you pick a quote to go on them. I also heard there is a talking doll of the guy due to be released soon, with a repertoire of some of his best quotes.

I had to chose “Our initial assessemnt is that they will all die.” That still cracks me up.

As for the shoes, hitting someone with the sole of your shoe is the biggest insult you can give someone in Iraq. Hence all those people you see bashing pictures and statues of Hussein with the bottom of their shoes.

I heard that he’d been hired by the Chinese government as their new health minister
“Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame the WHO for reporting before it ascertains what takes place. Please, make sure of what you say and do not play such a role.”
(stolen from here)