Condoms

[quote=“sandman”]Only the shaft, Fredericka. The bollocks stay OUTSIDE the johnniebag. Then again, maybe that’s why these, ahem, Donkey Kongs are having such trouble finding a snug fit. Remember chaps, the bollocks DON’T need to go in.[/quote]I don’t have any problems getting mine in.


BOLLOCKS!

:unamused:[/quote]

Speak for yourself, woman. I get some very vital bloodflow partially cut off during what should be a time of pleasure. While it makes me very resilient, it diminishes the pleasure a great deal.

I used to get condoms shipped in from home.

[quote=“Mr He”]

Speak for yourself, woman. I get some very vital bloodflow partially cut off during what should be a time of pleasure. While it makes me very resilient, it diminishes the pleasure a great deal.

I used to get condoms shipped in from home.[/quote]

I thought you were married,
BIG BOY
.
Why can’t your wife go on the pill then? :wink:

Most Taiwanese women seem to have something against the pill :frowning:

My sister can’t take the pill for medical reasons, she gets migraines.

Alien, I’m merely an average dickhead if you ask me :wink: .

Bulaien, I hear you. They really don’t like eating the pill. :cry: Even after 8 years…

Most? :shock: You, scoundrel!

There are other methods as well.
I don’t understand the need for condoms in monogomous relationships.
They are a lot more troublesome and expensive than:
the patch
the ring
injectables
implants
sponges
iuds
diaphragms
caps
etc etc

The only good thing about condoms is HIV prevention when you’re engaging with multiple-partners, and they’re a bit tidier. If they’re disposed of properly, that is.

I’d rather suffer the mild discomfort of some slight temporary constriction than have my wife run the risk of some of the nasties that have been associated with the pill.
Or just do it my way – bareback with fingers crossed :wink:.
Seriously, though, some of the local brands are a tad snug – I say if the whole trouser snake turns purple instead of just the business end, then the flunkey is too small. What’s worse is when only one in the pack is like that – if QC is so fucked up that they can’t even make 'em all the same size … :shock:

Aye!

IUDs? Them’s some scary shit! I had a friend got into all kinds of trouble with one of those. And diaphrams are far more troublesome to put on – I can never get the little suckers to stay on properly. Talk about a balancing act! Those other things I never even heard of. All I know is, I wouldn’t ask my wife to ingest chemicals if I wouldn’t do it myself – and I wouldn’t. Not those kinds, at any rate.

My missus had a nasty experience with an IUD. Don’t think I will suggest it to her.

Yeah, but aren’t you Danish?
:shock:
Is this poll accurate??

Hey, I bet they make condoms tighter in Asia just to make you all FEEL like you’re larger ‘dickheads’…
So, it could be another “face” thing! :laughing:

Patch, implant, caps, diaphragms…there’s loads that aren’t vulcanized, barbed, or toxic.
Do your jobs and read up about it. Sheesh.

[quote=“Alien”][quote=“Mr He”]

Alien, I’m merely an average dickhead if you ask me :wink: .
[/quote]

Yeah, but aren’t you Danish?
:shock:
Is thispollaccurate??

Hey, I bet they make condoms tighter in Asia just to make you all FEEL like you’re larger ‘dickheads’…
So, it could be another “face” thing! :laughing:[/quote]

Unlikely. You just contradicted yourself, proving that there are differences in penis size. Condoms should therefore be different too, a fact Sandman and others have been trying to educate you about.

Danes rule! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

you guys are bunch of considerate MEN, for not letting your wife/gf/SO takes the other birth control methods… but doesn’t it feel uncomfortable (or even less feeling) for wearing one??

Well, from a girl stand point of view, I don’t like condoms. For HIV safety, take the test before having sex w/out condoms!

[quote=“MiakaW”]you guys are bunch of considerate MEN, for not letting your wife/gf/SO takes the other birth control methods… but doesn’t it feel uncomfortable (or even less feeling) for wearing one??

Well, from a girl stand point of view, I don’t like condoms. For HIV safety, take the test before having sex w/out condoms![/quote]

It’s a bit unconfortable, yes. But some condoms are less comfortable than others.

There are other considerations too, such as the costs of kids etc.

But still a good idea. How do you avoid pregnancy?

Well fuck 'em then!
(It’s a joke, numbnuts!)

There was a link back in the Oriented days to a site that was very detailed on weiner length (that’s the technical word, btw) and so on. The people who would need really huge party hats are a small minority.
And what I can’t understand is why a man would want to, as the spam adds say, “add 4 inches.” I mean if you are a normal man, adding 4 inches would make you too big to utilize your tool to its maximum drilling depth. In spite of what one poster here says (we will call her “Cathedral Woman”), big may be nice, but how many woman can take all of that? Or is the idea that the BIG man only goes 3/4 of the way in?

Anyway, you guys shouldn’t be having sex anyway, it blunts the mind. Look what it’s done to me… :blush:

LOL!!!

You made me laugh.

I like the new study better.

God Wolf, how many times do we have to go over this. It’s not length so much as girth, you needle dick! :smiley: