Congratulations Smell the Glove!

Join me in congratulating Mr. and Mrs. Glove on the birth noon yesterday of their second child, Smell the Other Mitten, brother to his older sister, Smell the Mitten. Both glove and mitten are doing fine. STOM is 3472 grams and 50cms tall. Way to go Gloves! :sunglasses:

:newbie: :banana: :banana: :yay: :banana: :banana: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

Way to go Mrs STG! :bravo:

Congrats to the entire family! :slight_smile:

How can the babby be 50 cm tall? Surely its 50 cm long? Its this kind of thing that caused Britain to lose the war, you know. Pay more attention in future.

And congratulations to the happy parents!

The baby came out standing. He’s an outstanding baby, you could say. It’s this kind of thing that caused America to win the war, you know. :sunglasses:

Hey, nice to hear all is well with the new baby … was actually wondering today how much longer it would take … congrats … shame that we can’t celibrate it now that i’m closed …

All the best to the wife …

[quote=“belgian pie”]Hey, nice to hear all is well with the new baby … was actually wondering today how much longer it would take … congrats … shame that we can’t celibrate it now that i’m closed …

All the best to the wife …[/quote]
No need to calibrate it. Maoman already told us – 50 cm.

Repeat for sandman … seliberate … :slight_smile:

Congrats!

Congratulations!

Congrats. You poor man. Congrats :slight_smile:

You did that on purpose.

Good Show!
Hats off to You & Yours!
Two really are better than one. They work together, and provide one with a tag team mirthful distraction from the pains of everyday livin’.

Best Wishes & Hearty Felicitations!

Congratulations! If you keep this up, you’ll have more gloves in your home than an Isotoner outlet store!

Now, for your other posters, just in case you don’t know Smell the Glove, I’m including some family photos. I hope you don’t mind, STG…

Here is the happy family before their newcomer.

Here’s one of the missus on her own…

And in a red leather :nsfw:

Smell the Glove at work…

And at play with a friend…

Here’s Smell the Glove kicking back with a beer…

Here’s Smell the Mitten during Halloween…isn’t she cute?

This is their “helper”…

Apparently he can do interesting things with hamburger meat.

And I have exclusive, never-before-seen photos of the little guy…
Here he is!

And one of Smell the Glove getting a blowjob…Also :nsfw:

That looks like it hurt. But I’m more curious about who the guy is…

In any case, congratulations to the Gloves!

I predict many sleepless nights for the glove family now.
Best wishes… :bravo:

Woo hoo, congrats! :sunglasses:
The world needs more gloves!

Congrats to the Gloves!

Well done, Smelly! See you back here in about… oh… 3 months? :stuck_out_tongue:

congratulations indeed!

Thanks for the well wishes, everyone! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Just got back from the hospital. Baby’s doing great. More to tell later on - gotta get some sleep.

Oh and sorry about the 50 cm “tall” confusion. I would’ve said “long,” but I didn’t want everyone thinking he was as well-hung as his dad.

No need to remind you to handle him with…er… kid gloves…

Congratulations to you and you wife!