My school recently advertised an open teaching position, and I was amazed by the lack of effort some of the responders put into their applications. This one is my favorite:
email title: Hey, should I send you my resume?
Please post your e-mail address if you want me to send you my
resume’ ,thanks a million
He sent me an email asking for my email address…hmm…quality choice here…didn’t leave a name either.
To whom it may concern,
Thank you for your interest. The position has already been filled. For your reference, this kind of application generally isn’t appreciated, and you will have trouble finding a teaching job if you communicate in this way.
title: Your a funny guy!!
You have a mental problem !!! You are nuts !! first of all
if someone sends you a resume,you say thank you, you moron!
how dare you tell me that kind of communication isn’t appreciated !!
you are a nut case,VERY FUNNY. I suggest you show more respect to
people before you get yourself hurt, and you write :to who it may concern
ha ha are you to stupid to read my name ?? You need to see a psych doctor!!
I’ve been getting the giggles reading this for the last couple of days. The scary thing is that this guy will probably get a job here eventually!