Croatian Female Temper, Croatian Fetish... and much more!

this thread includes:

[b]Croatian Female Temper

The Dumbest/Cutest Thing My Croatian SO Has Said

Explaining The Croatian Saiko Phenomenon

Deconstructing the Croatian Fetish[/b]

I felt these were all very important sociological, ethnic and anthropological issues that were being neglected on this forum.

Any experts out there?

Do Croation women have belly buttons?

My er…friends are curious…

And once I met this Croation woman, and she like hugged me, and now every time I see her, she hugs me, I mean, not that I don’t like it or anything, but is this normal for Croation women? Or am I participating in some fetish without knowing it??

jdshhhhhh

Oh! Me me me! Being that I’m close friends with one Croatian in real life and have observed one Croatian on T.V. (Luka from ER is Croatian) I think that I must be a bona fide expert on Croatians. I’ll go get my list…

Tony Kukoch played for the Chicago Bulls.

er, he was Croation.

That about taps out my Croation anecdotal well.

One day or another, I will go to Croatia on Holiday . To the “riviera” as that destination will be TOP in the next 3-5 years. In 10 years, it will be as expensive as Italy anyway…
So, what should I bring with me, to temper Croation females, while avoiding to fall for fetishim.

Is Croatian and Creation the same thing?

Now, I know all about Croatian women, I can tell you so much about them Coatian women, I once… forget it.

Everything I know about Croatians, I learned in the Apple Daily.

mmmmmm … croutons…

A Croatian told me to hold her drink while she went to hug someone else :fume:
Does everyone else have this experience with Croatians ?

i shared a house in sydney once (for about two months) with a croatian woman. she was a real bitch, and her mother was worse. WTF do i care what her mother thinks about aussies in general and aussie men in particular? but she still wanted to let me know my failings.

now, i am sure there are many, but not that it was any of her business.

bitch.

sorry, no photos (didn’t want to ruin the camera)

[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]A Croatian told me to hold her drink while she went to hug someone else :fume:
Does everyone else have this experience with Croatians ?[/quote]

You got the drink when the other guy only got the Croatian, and you’re complaining? :loco:

[quote=“Stray Dog”][quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]A Croatian told me to hold her drink while she went to hug someone else :fume:
Does everyone else have this experience with Croatians ?[/quote]

You got the drink when the other guy only got the Croatian, and you’re complaining? :loco:[/quote]I had to give it back afterwards. How mean.

Davor Suker is a big girl.
He was on a bundle at West Ham and still quit.

My image of Croatian women is of hulking great giants who are all multi linguists. I think Croatian women all know how to fix a wheel on a cart.

Croation women like the sausage …

How about some Perica jokes?

[quote=“belgian pie”]Croation women like the sausage …

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I have a bottle of that same exact chile sauce! What are the chances?

TEN sausages in one meal! Thats meatylicious. I want that meal NOW.

I propose a subforum for Croatians only!

[quote=“belgian pie”]Croation women like the sausage …

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mmmmm… that’s ćevapi u somunu… Yummy!

(it’s actually Bosnian, but I don’t care)