Eric Clapton’s Crossroads Festival is like that one rich kid that hung around with the Zephyr Skate Team, he couldn’t really skate for shit but he got his Dad to drain their pool so all the real cool skaters would come over to his house and he could hang out with them.
Oh no, wait, that’s wrong, he’s a semi-talented grave robbing patrician shitheel who hasn’t done anything of note since 1970 that didn’t involve him standing on a superior artist’s work and capitalising on it.
???
What, are you afraid I’m going to hurt his feelings?
You think he’s going to be crying his no-talent ass to sleep tonight in his mungogingillion dollar palace because @rocket was mean to him??
Any motherfuckin ways, we haven’t even begun to address his complete lack of a chin, a common consequence of diluting good solid Scots-Canookian DNA with watery inbred English stock.
ETA: “troubled histories”?? Are you serious, man?? He fucked GEORGE fucking HARRISON’s girl and he’s got more friggin money than most small countries!
Yeah, pretty tough go.