Cryptic Family Guy Quote Extravaganza

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I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian … Nosotros caramos ir condustedes… uhhhh …
Spanish Guy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said “me llamo es Brian,” you don’t need the “es,” just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Spanish Guy: No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You… you’re kidding me, right?
Spanish Guy: Que?

You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with the stool. I don’t know, I’m not a doctor. But I’ll tell you what didn’t kill her… smoking!

Christians don’t believe in gravity.

Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living, so we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.