My almost-pal zefrank is collecting HAIKUS FOR A NEWLY NEUTERED DOG at
zefrank.com/orchidectomy/index.html
My favourite so far:
in bed with your wife
you, my callous oppressor
so what if I watch
- Hrothgar
Can Forumosa do better?
I am lighter now,
can jump a bit higher, yet
my soul is heavy
Why? Why?! Just because
Mistress smelled so enticing
while scrubbing floors nude
Something is missing
The world lacks sugar and spice
And ev’rything nice
You traitorous scum
I gave you my loyalty
But you undogged me
To get a girlfriend
You should have bought a female
and not made me one.
[quote]To get a girlfriend
You should have bought a female
and not made me one.[/quote]
Oh, come on. Am I the only one who haikus around here?
For the puppy:
If there’s a thing as
Reincarnation justice
Next life you’ll get yours.
For MaPo:
Never mind haikus
Who keeps changing his foodstuffs?
Confusing us all…
(Well, OK, just me then 
)
Sorry, lovely lady!
Just think of me as being
Squididdlyicious.
lick my nuts
because i can
something’s missing
I was a good dog
I used to have dangly balls
Then, they disappeared.
