You know how Eskimoes are supposed to have a few hundred words for snow? I bet fish have thousands of words for water.
Fish are telepathic, so they donât need words.
You know how when you were a little kid, and went swimming, and mom always said âDonât pee in the waterâ⊠I wonder what fish moms say to them? It would be really hard to not pee in the water.
another waste of bandwidth.
I bet you have a lot of words for âwaste of bandwidthâ.
Fish have neither the brain centres nor the means of articulation necessary for language. That doesnât mean they donât communicate, though.
I bet that if you could communicate with a fish, it would be something like, âBloop⊠bloop⊠bloopâ.
Youâd have to learn Fish. But the pronunciationâs really hard, and thereâs no point learning the tuna dialect, because cod wonât understand you, and sardine is completely different altogether, but widely spoken in the Med. And thatâs before we even start thinking about writing.
(Cue canned laughter)
Did I not say that? LikeâŠexactly?
I didnât read your post. But ⊠no, it would appear that you wrote something âdifferentâ.
I often wonder if one day the toothbrush will become passé.
For you? Yes. Likely the day you get your dentures.
If fish canât talk, what do they teach in schools?
The teachers are all just hakes.
Hakes are inferior to Haddocks when making fish and chips
What about dolphins and whales? theyâre pretty smart and seem to talkâŠ
I really hate peas. And raw tomatoes, unless they are the best mediterranean ones. And I hate mashed potatoes and cake and anything âfluffyâ (no, not him).
Biting into big tomatoes makes me cringe, even if I see someone else doing it.
And what the fuck are marshmallows? They must be a contender for the âmost pointless itemsâ Oscar.
Will peas ever REALLY be given a chance? We need a [color=#40BF00]greener[/color] world. And donât get mushy on me.
You can get frozen out for pea puns.
For you? Yes. Likely the day you get your dentures.[/quote]
Bummer. I was really hoping theyâd invent an army of nanobots that attacks plaque while you sleep.
Yeah, but get some duff / renegade ones, you can wave goodbye to your brain tissue. Assuming you still have your motor functions. Iâll stick with the Colgate.