This is a fairly convoluted situation:
I have never been legal at my school. It is licensed as a Kindergarten/After School Care facility. I am aware that foreigners cannot legally teach Kindergarten (in most cases) and my school technically never could provide me with an ARC/Visa as a result - because of zoning regulations, my school’s construction type makes it impossible for them to apply for an bushiban license, but I digress… However, I continued working because arrangements were in place to get me an ARC by proxy through another school friendly to ours. No, this still wouldn’t make me any more legal at my own school, but it would give me an ARC and make me legal insofar as showing proof of ID or having to leave the country. I know: a dodgy siutation. In any case, my less than legit ARC was due to arrive this month.
Last Thursday, the foreign affairs police raided our school - this at the behest of our former manager who narcked our school out (he’s a disgruntled fucking prick is what he is). Anyway, at the school one of the cops tells me that nothing will happen to me and the problem is really with the owner. He says I only need to go to the station office to fill out a report. Well, when I arrive at the police station I am told I will need to leave in a week and I am going to be banned from Taiwan for the period of one year.
In an eleventh hour solution, my school has now made arrangements to rent a room from an art school across the alley from ours. That school, properly licensed, has agreed to issue me the ARC (though I would still be getting paid by my own school) and I would only work on their premises, never setting foot in my own to teach again. In the interim, I still need to leave.
So, here I am: I am either going to return to Canada for good (or briefly) or I am going to go to Thailand (my school has agreed to pay for the ticket there). In Bangkok, I am exploring applying for a new passport at the Canadian Embassy. After I have the new one, ten days later, I would then photocopy every page and mail it back to Taiwan so that the new school could begin processing it for an ARC. This would take another three weeks. That would run directly into Chinese New Year, so I’d probably be gone about six weeks total.
However…
I am now told that the local foreign affairs office will transfer my paperwork to the main police office and from there it will be transfered to the airport police who will then pass my information along to immigration control. The question is, basically, can I get back into Taiwan again, even if I have a new passport? I would hate to come back in six weeks, more or less broke, and then stopped at the airport and told I could not enter the country.
I’m mostly wondering if anyone has any SOLID experience with deportation. Right now, I am being fed a bunch of hypothetical maybe situations and I can’t handle that anymore. I would like to return because, really, I am not ready to leave on a variety of fronts. But I’m wondering if all this hassle will pay off. Any help would be greatly appreciated.