No wonder the man exudes confidence. 
milwaukeemagazine.com/122004/pressroom.html
[quote]A Journal Sentinel photo of Dick Cheney is unexpectedly revealing. by peter robertson
Joining Vice President Dick Cheney’s motorcade in Green Bay, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel photographer Dale Guldan hoped to capture a unique image during an otherwise scripted campaign visit in September.
Did he ever.
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The normally serious Cheney flashed a winning smile for Borkin, and Guldan snapped an attention-grabbing photo that would later be chosen for the front page of the paper’s September 11 Metro section.
Guldan got a call from a reader the next day. “Did you notice anything unusual about that picture?” the reader asked.
Upon closer inspection, it seems the vice president’s smile was not his biggest, ahem, asset. Is that what we think it is?
“You’re not imagining it,” Guldan says of the unintentionally revealing photo.
Let’s just say the snugness of Cheney’s pants left little to the imagination, and we’re not talking about his waistline.[/quote]
So, for the lefties here who constantly bitch that Cheney is a big dick, well, FUCK YEAH! 
No wonder he’s got heart problems. He’s got to pump blood through that monster…