Did you know?

Did You Know…

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.
(I’m still not over the pig.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(“Honey, I’m home. What the…?!”)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes… lucky pig. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing…)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

[Funny Stuff (but not jokes, per se) :smiley:

Old Fluffy is a Cancer.

[quote=“Richardm”]Old Fluffy is a Cancer.[/quote]And you’re a zit. :raspberry:

I’m not familiar with that zodiac sign. What are the qualities of a zit?

ImaniOU, can you merge this to the 'Funny Stuff thread?

[Funny Stuff (but not jokes, per se)

What’s funny about it?

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing…)

Neither can Platypus, wombats, and snakes… many more White Men Can’t Jump as well

Is there a “How many names does Formosa use?” thread?