Diploma is a Tool of Satan

You know it’s true and now someone finally had the guts to say it. From Holy Mt. Zion near Sanmin:

Everyone knows diploma is a evil cult.

Especially the Edenists at Mt Zion. Boy, do they know it.

Professors are stupid and evil, for they dare not teach Time Cube truth:

timecube.com

On the other hand, God is “cornered as a queer” for he only sees one day at a time (cf. Genesis), whereas in reality, every day contains four days.

We don’t need no edumacation…

An anagram of which is: “Moist Santa laid oaf pool”

Don’t be stupid, you clods. An education got me a job in Taiwan teaching kids.

:homer:

If they left both God and Satan out of the equation they might have a point.