Dirty Joke Thread

Ok I don’t think I’ve told this one
A Pom is on holiday, taking a grand tour of New Zealand (or as I like to call it, Poo Peeland. Heh.)
Anyway, as part of his trip he takes the obligatory tour of a large sheep station. As the bloke in charge is taking him around, they eventually come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence. Without a word, the tour guide dacks himself and starts showing the ewe a good time. Once he’s done he gets up, pulls up his trousers and turns to the Pom saying “alright, now it’s your turn.”
The Pom is rather taken aback by all this. He pauses for a moment, and then thinks to himself “Well, as they say, when in Rome…”.
And so the Pom dacks himself and sticks his head in the fence.

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Why is Santa’s sack so big?

because he only comes once a year

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