People, we must take the initiative.
I propose a coordinated campaign combining resource denial and cultural emasculation.
Across Taiwan, foreigners dressed as cowboys, construction workers, red indians etc swan into truck dealers waving their big fat supersize-me wallets around, simply begging to buy one of those “Dahlin lil’ol Taiwanese trucks, shoot, they’se just as cute as a BUG! Honey, tell me you got one in PINK, Ah’ll pay ANYTHING”
Intel indicates that very few in the trade as yet know about the “Trucks are for Taiwanese” trap. Dealer resprays truck in PINK to rip off despised camp foreigner.
Dealer then sees sweet deal get away and is stuck with a pink truck.
If we convert a significant proportion of the BLUE truck stock to PINK, we will blast a crater in their xeno/homo/pinko - phobic racial memory so big they’ll be BEGGING us to buy their trucks. Cut off their nuts and their hearts and minds will follow.
There is only one man to lead such an operation. He knows the terrain, he knows the enemy, and he knows PINK.
Gentleman, I give you “El Pantera” himself, Mr sulavaca.