Ditch Kiddies

As if the kitten isn’t bad enough, Ditch Kitty now has companions - Ditch Kiddies!

Yes, the very same people who toss bags of garbage outside their door and leave them there to fester, as opposed to tossing them on the passing garbage truck, are now doing the same with their children. The garbage strewn lane is now a playground for three young children, ages 4 to 8. No adult supervision, of course.

Then again, being Taiwan, why doesn’t this surprise me?

Does this mean these kiddies are free for the taking?

Children are property. Property dumped in a lane and left unattended is obviously unwanted. Unwanted property belongs to whoever claims it.

Possession is nine tenths of the law.

Tell that to my ex-wife…

Well the children can’t be too heavy. Just put them in the garbage truck when it passes by next time.

Q: How did the ditch kiddy cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.