Divorce and job offer

[quote]At the pharmacy, a man asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman at the counter said that she herself was the pharmacist, and
that
she and her sister owned the store, so there were no male employees.

She asked how she could help.

The man said that it was something he would be more comfortable
discussing
with a male pharmacist.

She reminded him that she was completely professional, and he could
speak
with her.

“This is tough for me to discuss,” he said, “but I have a permanent
erection. So I was wondering what you could give me for it.”

“Just a minute”, said the pharmacist, “I’ll go talk to my sister.”

She returned a few minutes later and said: “We discussed this at
length.
The absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership of the shop, a company
car and
£3,000 a month living expenses.”[/quote]