I mean seriously long and loud braaaappers.
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It’s the sharts “your friend” should be worried about.
That was a concern at first, but nope, just bounce around the concrete walls for five seconds sonic boomers.
It’s really the only new thing I’ve eaten a lot of here and never eat in NY.
Maybe you’re just swallowing too much air between bites.
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Wouldn’t that come out the top?
If I had a valve installed, they would be 14 minutes long.
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I don’t think it cause massive farts, but your regular farts would become much more detectable.
If yer talking PU farts, noop. It’s like vegetarian farts.
WTH is going on! 
We found the cause for global warming 
It turns out frapping could be a bigger problem than fracking…
There MUST be an application. I could turn on the Clapper from across the room without using my hands…just squeeze and release, squeeze and release.
Should be very effective for social distancing.
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So you’re saying I should take the MRT when I get out of covid jail?
Interesting.
Just release it and next time don’t eat too much.
I like pomelo. The farts don’t stink. They are just impressing me with their velocity and decibel range. Why would I ruin a hilarious anecdote for when I go home?
No they should not cause farting but like grapefruits they can interact with any medications you might be on.
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Interesting. I’m on methotrexate and I take folic acid every day.
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This is true. I’m not allowed to eat them.
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Asking for a friend eh? 
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