Do Pomelos Cause MASSIVE Farts? Asking for a friend

Taiwan Living in Taiwan
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Try bottling it, refined it can make a renewable energy source

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Some locals swear by them for release of gas and solid blockage.

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How about numb lips? I find pomelo makes my lips go numb as a numb thing.

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I usually go with some dragonfruit or papaya if Iā€™ve got a bit of the blockage going on.

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Uh ohā€¦

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Iā€™ve been going unfiltered responses right up until your post. I had one. It was nasty. Funny afā€¦but nasty.

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Brace yourself for an aggressive shit once that hits the lower tube. Itā€™ll be the kind that cannot wait.

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I donā€™t know what this means. Rephrase please. :sob:

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I think you should ask your doc about this ASAP. :+1: Tell them what happened.

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You need one of these. Do your part to halt climate change!

You might need someone to assist with the placement of the tube.

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I concur.

VERY awkward experience which it would be TMD to describe further.

And then the toilet light (on a timer) went out. This did not help

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DNgW

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No, Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s got that one all sorted.

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Too much of a high fiber food can definitely do it to you, but I have not heard of pomelos being the culprit. Keep me away from cherries and apple juiceā€¦

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What the hell else can you do with pomelos anyway? I usually end up getting a case as a gift. Eat a couple and the rest go bad.

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I have various occasions of intense itchiness in the abdomen after eating Pomelo. wonder what might be the cause

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why not start lighting your pomelo farts to measure the flameā€™s distance; thatā€™d top most peopleā€™s bizarre activities during quarantine

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Iā€™m an adult. :roll_eyes:

Iā€™m trying to see how far across the room I can get during one of the big ones. Four steps is the record so far.

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Use duct tape to bind 2 together to make a makeshift football.

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I was thinking maybe a cocktail or a pie but ok.