Do scooters have cruise control function?

This is strange. Saw it on t.v. last night.
Since when do scooters have a cruise control function?

Woman dances and excercises while standing on scooter cruising down a street:
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Since someone made one by drilling a hole and shoving a stick in through the throttle grip I suppose. It can’t be difficult.

Since people discovered they could hammer a nail into the throttle and steer with their knees while drinking their coffee and calling their friend on their cell phone.

Every time I see that news report, I laugh. I laughed even harder when I saw the latest news report about her.
If you don’t know, she was doing said stupid activities and smashed into a truck and is now in hospital. :slight_smile:

You think it’s strange that the scooter has cruise control?
I think it’s stranger seeing a girl, standing upright on a scooter, flapping her arms in the air, not wearing a helmet, and going at break-neck speed. :laughing:

Scooter monkey going for a Darwin. Good for her! I almost got into it with a scooter monkey last night. Doing the “HERROW! HERROW! I LOVE YOU! FUCK YOU! HERROW!” routine, so I gave him a wee look at the next set of lights, which he really didn’t seem to like, seeing as it made his girlfriend on the back giggle. He gave me a mouthful of abuse in Taiwanese and tried to look threatening :laughing: so I put my bike on the kickstand, jumped off and ran at him. He immediately took off like a bat out of hell, causing his wee girlfriend to fall off the back and land smack on her arse, so I stood over her and told her very loudly that her paramour is a dirty wee cunt.
When I got back on my bike and drove off, I got 20 yards up the street and there in the next alley was big brave scooter monkey, hiding. So much for protecting a maiden’s honour. Maybe scooter monkeys don’t know about that.

Definitely no brains … empty head … not much damage can be done when crashed

That’s a good story of the girl falling off the back of the scooter :bravo:

Yeah, I saw this woman on the news again with broken arms in the hospital. Looks like she has mental problems.
Guess she couldn’t pull the stick out of the hole fast enough.

Self-culling, innit.

Saw an interesting looking scooter monkey last night. No helmet, betelnut teeth, temple gang tattoos on his arms, no muffler on the scooter and blue fluffy Doraemon slippers on his feet.

To answer the actual question in this post… yes, scooters and motorcycles have what are called “throttle locks” of various device. A lot of the products out there are basically screws or other contraption (even one that looks like a cock-ring pashnit.com/pics/products/th … e1-640.jpg

No chopsticks or nails needed!