Me, copies of ‘Oliver Twist’ and ammonites.
(PG13 edition please.)
Crazy assed women.
Oh, and stories about my big mouth writing checks that my ass couldn’t cash.
Clarification: fossilised cephalopods, not fighty Biblical dudes.
Yeah Rockets. Thin boys with green eyes who wish they’d never met me.
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Yeah, I get that.
Remember the big pile of teleported hats in The Prestige??
Somewhere, in another dimension, there’s a gigantic stack of used up lads who look like Simon LeBon (on a good day).
A cold wind blows, ruffling their Hennaed dos and skinny ties for all eternity…
Just started collecting shrimp fishing floaters.
Simon le Bon was fat.
‘shrimp fishing floaters’? My sweet lord!
Would you be willing to discuss a possible trade for snails I’ve pulled off of the indoor plumbing??
Shut your hole, cow!!
Image taken from Rocket’s personal collection of crinkly German Smash Hits magazines from the 80s.
Chubby. Blue eyes.
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Smaschenzi Hitzenzikepflen das Achtzigendas, if you please. 
No. I don’t really understand the whole “collecting” thing actually. It just fills people’s houses with useless knickknacks. There’s also a fine line between “collecting” and “hoarding”.
My friend who is taking care of my cats declared mr a cat lady, even though I don’t collect cats, only cat related stuff, so the home decor is cat themed.
Movie memorabilia, like programs amd lobby cards. Takeshi Kaneshiro and Andy Lau old stuff. Star Trek and Supernatural.
And no, no piles of Asian guys anywhere… yet.
I collect speeding fines.
My wife collects stray cats. Unfortunately we’re at 6 now.
I also have a good collection of X-rays of my own fractures.
I collect “unfriends” on facebook, and “ignores” on flob. 
Trying to get my hands on these hand made floaters.
These guys are pretty awesome too.
Memories…
I have a coin collection from when I was a kid. Of course it’s fairly worthless.
I have a collection of coke bottles from different countries that takes up a lot of cupboard space and is completely worthless.
Some might say I collect guitars. None of them are worth that much either.
I have a serious collection too. Oh, there’s one on the table waiting for being paid…
I used to collect old photography stuff. I don´t have a great collection, but I own more cameras and lenses than what make sense.
Now I’m starting to collect water samples to look for microbes under the microscope 
You collected a laugh from me Jimi.
I collect Flavored Fortified Wine bottles.
Not lots of different ones . . . just a lot of them.