Do you prefer women with bouncy butts or buns of steel?

will I be allowed into the man’s forum? May I be an honorary man? :pray: :pray:

Is Little Buddha an honourable woman?

HG

I must be the only bloke here willing to admit that I’m a jiggy fan. Large, round, firm and in my hands is the way I like 'em.

Call me a pervert :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote=“Limey”]I must be the only bloke here willing to admit that I’m a jiggy fan. Large, round, firm and in my hands is the way I like 'em.

Call me a pervert :p[/quote]

Ask [color=darkred]The Fresh Prince of Taipei,[/color] I don’t think you are the only one here who likes to get “jiggy” with it

[quote=“reztrop”]Ok be honest guys. Do you prefer gals who have bouncy butts or buns of steel?
[/quote]

I think that these two choices are rather limited. Surely the shape of the butt has many more paramaters. And you’ve haven’t factored in the walk-by, surely one of the finest spectacles of the female butt. That’s why high heels were perfected, roight? :sunglasses:

[quote=“Namahottie”][quote=“Limey”]I must be the only bloke here willing to admit that I’m a jiggy fan. Large, round, firm and in my hands is the way I like 'em.

Call me a pervert :p[/quote]

Ask [color=darkred]The Fresh Prince of Taipei,[/color] I don’t think you are the only one here who likes to get “jiggy” with it[/quote]

Milt? Care to comment?

Surely you’re a butt man. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I like firm, muscle, the more muscle the better. A powerful gluteus does it for me.

I like hot buns. :smiley:

Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy!! :howyoudoin:

I believe that Omniloquacious can provide a more eloquent analysis than most of us, but in his absence, I’ll give it a try.

The ideal shape of a woman’s buttocks depends largely on her overall body shape. A large caboose on a thin woman looks weird, as does a pancake ass on a larger woman.

I personally prefer a strong, lean pair of legs, topped by a firm but slightly rounded set of buns. I also prefer a bit of roundedness to a woman’s belly, think it looks extremely attractive.

Having said this, let me add that most of us fellows are far, far away from the ideal male physique, and all of this commentary on the female buttocks is little more than shallow, peurile objectification. Please forgive us the things we have trouble controlling. :blush:

Omni would be rolling in his grave. Three lines of descriptive prose followed by three lines of post-modern metrosexual nancy boy disclaimer. How sad we modern beasties are. :laughing:

In any case, speak for yourself, I have it on good authority my buns are divine.

HG

[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]

In any case, speak for yourself, I have it on good authority my buns are divine.

HG[/quote]

Can’t prove it, but if I do a visa run to HK I will do ‘research’ for the ladies here. :bouncy: :banana:

A liitle bit bouncy – you need a little bit of a cushion for the pushing!

Sounds like my kinda movie. I hope you’ve seen Seven. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Looks like someone saw Hostel… but weren’t the first 40 minutes or so just dandy? :slight_smile:

I think it was a member of the British Aristocracy, Sir Mixalot, who said it with the greatest eloquence and brevity…

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny

equal opportunity for the win.

Why discriminate? All butts can be beautiful :wink:.

[quote=“shanepez”]equal opportunity for the win.

Why discriminate? All butts can be beautiful :wink:.[/quote]

:bravo: :notworthy: :bravo: :notworthy: :bravo: :notworthy:

This thread is worthless without pictures…

[quote]Fat Bottomed Girls Lyrics

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin’ world go round.

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey, hey!

I’ve been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land,
I seen ev’ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them dirty ladies every time!

(C’mon) Oh won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me!
Now get this!

Oh, won’t you take me home tonight (please)
All down beside your red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
all right
ride 'em cowboys
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes[/quote]

[quote=“TainanCowboy”]This thread is worthless without pictures…

[quote]Fat Bottomed Girls Lyrics

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin’ world go round.

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey, hey!

I’ve been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land,
I seen ev’ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them dirty ladies every time!

(C’mon) Oh won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me!
Now get this!

Oh, won’t you take me home tonight (please)
All down beside your red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
all right
ride 'em cowboys
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes[/quote][/quote]