Listen, Give Me A Break, I’ve been here since before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s eye. You’re so cruel and spiteful, trying to deny us old folks our fun, but I know its just jealousy, see?
This thread seems to be for old farts and codgers, so what’s a young whippersnapper like you even doing here, eh? Eh?
Gwaaan, get the fuck off of our porch afore I take a stick tae yer pimply backside, ye lippy wee pup, ye.