Leopard cub raised by dog.
When you lie on your resume about previous sheep herding experience.
Cross-post to Horse of the Day?
Nobody is exempted from police training.
I adopted a puppy in the UK some years ago. It was being left all day in an office , he looked neglected and sad.
Tiny thing . Closest pics I could find
I should have looked at the Paw size.
Grew to be a lovely friend, if a little large