Seriously, you might crash your car! Especially if you haven’t turned your lights on and the street lights aren’t working!
Be safe, people!
Don’t eat yellow snow
No porn at work, or at least keep your pants on when viewing it. 
don’t shelter under the only tree for miles around during a thunderstorm.
Oh, wait, Tommy just got temped for saying that.
OK, I’ll change it to:
don’t tell a biker with tattoos and forty friends with missing teeth that Harley makes good tractors.
Don’t offer advice on an online forum; it’ll just get temped!
This is all bollocks. If fate so deems that you’ll be snuffed out while wearing sunglasses and driving at night with no lights on, or being caught at work ogling porn with your trousers down, there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it. Sooooo, slap on the sunnies and slip down the tweads. it doesn’t matter.
HG
Oh dear… Jobhunting?
I once went to the doctor complaining of an orange ring at the end of my knob…
He told me not to eat Cheetos whilst watching porn movies…!
But seriously though , what about us that have prescription glasses that are tinted??
They should step into the feckin 80’s???
They should step into the feckin 80’s???[/quote]
Whattya talkin about, Im still in the feckin 80’s.!
:discodance: :discodance:
I am SUCH an inspiration to forumosans. 
[quote=“Highway Star”]I once went to the doctor complaining of an orange ring at the end of my knob…
He told me not to eat Cheetos whilst watching porn movies…!
But seriously though , what about us that have prescription glasses that are tinted??[/quote]
You still shouldn’t eat Cheetos whilst watching porn movies.