Eight Words with two Meanings

  1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female… Any part under a car’s hood.
    Male… The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

  2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female… Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
    Male… Playing cricket without a box.

  3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
    Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

  4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female… A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

  5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female… A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

  6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female… An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
    Male… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male… Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

  1. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female… A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND;

He said . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said . . … Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . …Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . … Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . … I would but you’re never there.

He said . … Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don’t have time

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said … . . They already have boyfriends.

She said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . … . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.