Elect Marco Rubio! The Thread!

Slitherman returns to orbit me tonight via the Floridian mlb stream with this gem of a commercial.

Money quote: “They want to turn boys into girls.”

Especially effective as he says it with a lisp.


I suppose Lindsay Graham could stump for Marco.

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This guy. Very trustworthy. Good taste in names.

hahaha. Why do only creepy US politicians talk about supporting Taiwan and sticking it to the ccp? Makes me question things sometimes.

edit. Nevermind…startegic ambiguity lol slitherman it is!

Is Cruz getting reincarnated as well?

I suppose, but I don’t think he’ll go national like he wants.

but the beard has helped. Looks half human with it.