Elect Marco Rubio! The Thread!

Slitherman returns to orbit me tonight via the Floridian mlb stream with this gem of a commercial.

Money quote: “They want to turn boys into girls.”

Especially effective as he says it with a lisp.

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I suppose Lindsay Graham could stump for Marco.

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This guy. Very trustworthy. Good taste in names.

hahaha. Why do only creepy US politicians talk about supporting Taiwan and sticking it to the ccp? Makes me question things sometimes.

edit. Nevermind…startegic ambiguity lol slitherman it is!

Is Cruz getting reincarnated as well?

I suppose, but I don’t think he’ll go national like he wants.

but the beard has helped. Looks half human with it.

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1.6k views on youtube and unlisted now. 3 days old, comments turned off. Yikes what happened here…

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I guess it was too positive and wholesome :slight_smile:

Played fine for me. But it is the same nonsensical uselessness that makes one wish it was turned off after 1.6k views.

As motivational as any other youtube advertisement.

My numbers are saying he’s already won.

Yes, along with DeSantis.