Just saw one of the funniest TV ads ever. An ad for a ridiculous weight loss product displaying a bunch of Russian girls speaking Chinglish while images of 25 year old English teachers in labcoats checking on test-tubes full of blue and purple liquids are shown. I guess you have to see it to really appreciate it . One of the products selling points is '‘you can quickly and safely become emaciated’! 
Seeing as they were Russian girls maybe they meant emancipated.
In Soviet Russia, you do not speak Chinglish. Chinglish speaks you!
[/Yakov Smirnov]