European "Travel Guide"

And many useful phrases! :laughing:

Here’s some tips for visitors to the UK

  1. MONEY
    The Brits have peculiar words for many things. Money is referred to as “goolies” in slang, so you should for instance say "I’d love to come to the pub but I haven

Did you make this up? It’s very funny. The only problem for Americans here is that if this ‘guide’ were to be used, the number of body bags at Heathrow awaiting transportation to the US would exceed the number currently coming out of Baghdad.

I look forward to more travel tips.

Oh god no… I stole it from the interweb. I could never make up something this clever and funny.