European "Travel Guide"

And many useful phrases! :laughing:

Hereā€™s some tips for visitors to the UK

  1. MONEY
    The Brits have peculiar words for many things. Money is referred to as ā€œgooliesā€ in slang, so you should for instance say "Iā€™d love to come to the pub but I haven

Did you make this up? Itā€™s very funny. The only problem for Americans here is that if this ā€˜guideā€™ were to be used, the number of body bags at Heathrow awaiting transportation to the US would exceed the number currently coming out of Baghdad.

I look forward to more travel tips.

Oh god noā€¦ I stole it from the interweb. I could never make up something this clever and funny.