[quote=“Miranda”]I suspect, and I may be going out on a limb here, that sometimes people in China, and Chinese people living in Wai Guo don’t always tell foreigners the truth. It’s just a hunch, though.
I make a point of always agreeing most vociferously with whatever Chinese people say. It often throws them completely.
Chinese Rent-a-Nationalist: “America is the great Satan!”
Dumb-ass Foreigner (me): “Absofuckinglutely! You Chinese totally kick ass and we American just suck huge quantities of donkey dick!”
Chinese Rent-a-Nationalist: “Er, yes well, I mean you’re not that bad, but you have to admit we Chinese are pretty damned smart eh?”
Dumb-ass Foreigner (me): “f***ing righteous! You got all that ten thousand years of history shit goin’ on, and we just climbed out of the goddamn trees last week!”
Chinese Rent-a-Nationalist: “Yeah, well er, you know. Taiwan’s a part of China isn’t it? That’s pretty cool, eh?”
Dumb-ass Foreigner (me): “You bet your sweet ass it is! I just spent 15 years living there, and those people over there are just itching to get a part of that PRC / PLA / PAP action! All my friends have posters of Lei Feng on the wall wondering where the f*ck the PLA got to after it was going to pop over in 1952 and liberate us all from those scum-sucking capitalist roadster pig-dogs! You guys sure were lucky you didn’t have to deal with all that capitalism shit! People running round like headless chickens making money hand over fist - horrible! Long live the CCP! Gan Bei!”
Chinese Rent-a-Nationalist: “Who is Lei Feng?”
Dumb-ass Foreigner (me): “???”[/quote]
A full translation, please. I’m dying to try this out with the next uppity mainlander I talk to. :roflmao: