I only wear short pants on my days off. The rest of the time I wear trousers.
Rascal: Tall, slightly plump German in his early forties. Jovial. Bottle of Heineken at the ready.
Amos: Tall, lanky Aussie, likes to look at the ladies, ladies like to look at him. He smiles a lot.
Monkey: Nicer-looking in pictures than in real life. A little bit smaller than the other guys on the playground, but makes up for it by trying twice as hard. Probably wears velour long-sleeved shirts in the winter. Has a bra in his closet given to him by a stripper at a stag party that he tries on once in a blue moon.
Hexuan: Hair always mussed. Athletic, but in a boyish way, not a macho way. Looks like a product of a British boarding school.
JGeer: Pretty much like Alien described him - greasy, stringy hair, yellow fingernails that need clipping. Probably very white and very skinny. Belly button is an “outie”, and kind of weird-looking.
JRC: A hottie in an elementary school teacher kind of way. Probably wears great sweaters. Very nice to everyone. All men want to kiss her when they first meet her.
Mucha Man: Strong, silent type. Used to be considered handsome, but is already past his prime. His hair is thinning a bit at the temples. Wears jeans and polo shirts when he goes out with his woman. Not a player. Good guy to have at your side in a fight.
Jeepers: This guy is no fun at parties until he’s had 5 beers, and then he’s a riot. Probably hyperactive in a foot-tapping, knuckle-rapping kind of way. Brown hair, average looking. Always thinks of witty things to say about 5 minutes after the conversation has ended. He’s smarter than people think he is.
Spack: Super earnest white male, probably from the bible belt. Average height, maybe a little short. Very likable until he gets into the sauce and then you just want him to go away.
Flipper: ABC guy, very fit, a little testy. Plays an aggressive game of basketball. Used to have long hair until he realized that it made him look nerdy - now he’s got a flattop. Drives a black sports car at home, takes taxis in Taipei.
B.B.: Attractive. Shoulder length hair, but rarely smiles. Fascinated by foreigners, she emulates them in her clothing style and in her mannerisms. Sometimes she is conscious of herself doing this and feels disgusted. Would like to change something about herself, but doesn’t know what or how to go about it.
Daltongang: 6 foot 5, very imposing. Wears plaid flannel shirts in the winter. Gets in your personal space when he’s feeling disagreeable. If you are his friend he’s a great guy, and very pleasant company. Make any disparaging remarks, though, and he’ll remember it forever.
Flicka: Short, pudgy, and very friendly. Probably drinks cocktails instead of beer. Chatty, but not gossipy. Was probably a lovely baby, will eventually be a cute old man.