Far East Digital Cable Box Help

We are getting Digital Cable tomorrow. There seems to be a ton of features on the remote control. Unfortunately, all the buttons are in Chinese.

Can someone tell me who makes this cable box, point me to a pdf file of an English version of the manual or at least a hand drawing translation of the decoder

That red button, the one on the lower left - if you press that it immediately connects you to the red telephone in Commissioner Gordon’s office. He’ll call you back. You’ll have to tell him NOT to turn on the bat signal.

The green button at the upper right - if you press that then you start World War IV.

Avoid those two and you’re set.

[quote=“Ric Flair”]That red button, the one on the lower left - if you press that it immediately connects you to the red telephone in Commissioner Gordon’s office. He’ll call you back. You’ll have to tell him NOT to turn on the bat signal.

The green button at the upper right - if you press that then you start World War IV.

Avoid those two and you’re set.[/quote]No, those are the buttons for porn, if you were told they are the buttons for porn you might press them, so instead you were told they are dangerous.
We have one, I don’t really use it though. I assume you just turn it on and press the channel you want. They will send someone to install it and set it up, ask him to show you how to use it.

top right or left should be on/off button :laughing: :noway:

Do you think that I could just turn the box on, and just watch my Sponge Bob on Nick?

There are buttons! Buttons, mate! I can’t resist buttons. I don’t want to crawl into the cable TV office and ask them to fix my configuration again.

Did that to my cell phone! My Chinese version of windows etc.

There should be memory features that allow you to pause programs, change languages and perhaps control captions. I doubt I could communicate that to the installer.

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