What great new terms the world has sent us!
[quote]The dangers of fauxmosexuality
October 10, 2008
Katy Perry kissed a girl, and I didn’t like it. The American singer didn’t just kiss a girl, she wrote a song about it, sold millions of records and trivialised a pretty serious issue. And did I mention that she’s straight?
Pretending to be a lesbian is suddenly cool. It’s hip not to be square. Celesbianism, as it has been labelled, is on the front pages, at the top of the charts and making money like never before.[/quote]
Still, faumosexuality isn’t new. Recall the tales of Bowie, Iggy Pop and Jagger, and then there was the new romantics. Was Elvis a fauxmo in his day?
As for the current spate, I blame porn, which I think is also linked to the strange phenomenon of ostensibly otherwise straight lasses seemingly needing to clap lips on other lasses whenever a camera appears. I don’t get it. Lesbian porn, sure, but pashing straight sheilas? WTF?
And then there’s this pair. Twins no less. Now that’s a commonly expressed fantasy I’ve never understood. Dunno, but incest just doesn’t do it for me,
Leave it out, you fauxmo bastards!