Share your favorite quotes. Hopefully it doesn’t get floundered although I suppose it wouldn’t be the worst fate. It’s a good place to be
Starting this thread as I’m anticipating some new stuff coming down the pike re: signatures . Model it after the psychological thread :bravo:
“Life hurts your feelings. I think people whine about stuff too much. C’mon, man, just get up and do it.” - Brad Bird, Director of “The Incredibles”
“Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed.” – Booker T. Washington
“Give what you have. To some one, it may be better than you dare to think.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“I’m a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.”
“This job’d be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.”
Randal Graves, Clerks
“1, 2, 1234 noinch noinch noinch
Smoking weed
Smoking weed
Doing coke
Drinking beers
Drinking beers beers beers
Rolling fatties
Smoking blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts
Rolling blunts and smoking blunts”
“I said you love the cock; I must be the craftiest motherf**ker alive”
Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
“Look at this morose motherf**ker right here. Looks like someone shit in his cereal.”
[quote=“The Grateful Dead in New Speedway Boogie”]
Now I don’t know but I been told
it’s hard to run with the weight of gold
Other hand I heard it said
it’s just as hard with the weight of lead
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“An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.”
Edgar Wallace
“In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.”
Margaret Thatcher
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.”
Dan Quayle
“Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love.”