Favorite Taiwan quotes

Over a year ago I clipped out of the paper this gem from Tsai Ming-hwa, Vice President Annette Lu’s (former?) official spokeswoman:

“Don’t disbelieve Lu just because she is old and ugly. After all, even the Hunchback of Notre Dame had a kind heart.”

With friends like that. . .

Anyone else have any good Taiwan quotes?

Two of my favorites from Yen Ta-jen, Kinmen deputy county commissioner:

“Foreigners are just not as smart as we Chinese people.”

“I cannot understand this barbarian language.”

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