I can’t sleep! Fireworks going off outside my window. I shall reciprocate in kind. Vengeance is my middle name!
Really? I always assumed mine was ‘Spite’, but it’s actually Elizabeth.
Elizabeth? What were your parents thinking?
Mr. Cup: Just lie back and think of England. 
I’m not just bumping this for the sake of it. I’ts an authentic request.
I do hope that’s not a personal comment about my private life, my dear, although to be honest, not exactly sure what you’re on about. 'Taint nuthing unusual round 'ere though. And he ain’t a Britlander. :Europe:
Mr Buttercup you seriously gave Mr Zender a go there. I love Mr Zender, but I love you more.
Consider yourself bumped, thread. If Mr Urodacus won’t hold my hand who will?