Five Years on Forumosa: Yeah Baby!

Starrstruck, one of our newest members, was checking out the Forumosans and caught that I am the Mucha Man (with a C dammit). Anyway, it alerted me to the fact I now have 5 five cinco wu stars! Yeah baby. Five years on this site. Where has the time gone.

Here’s an early post. I haven’t changed at all:

[quote]Mo, I have no problem you taking umbrage with the folk who trash Taiwan mindlessly: those who complain about the food, the weather, the lack of respect for privacy, middle class niceties, etc.

However, you seem to have lost the ability to look at your environment critically, by which I mean examine it without an excess of cultural or ideological blinkers. In your case, your habit of open-minded liberal tolerance has become as rigid a thought pattern as any dogma.

The fact, pure and true and simple, is that Taiwan has not been urban, modern, electrified, etc. as long as we have in the west. And experience matters.

A recent study by the health department showed that less than 50% of people have even a basic knowledge of health issues. Yes, there are historical and cultural reasons for this. But so what? To ignore the ignorence around you, to condone it, is to do a dis-service to your Taiwanese friends. Cross-cultural meetings are meant for the sharing of information. Your acceptance of all things Taiwanese is frankly patronizing. I treat my Taiwanese friends as equals, as intelligent people who may not always have the lastest information, but are smart enough to accept it when they hear it. It would seem you treat people here as anthropological specimens to keep pure and simple.

If you’d ever walked into a bathroom and seen your wife/lover/friend standing ankle deep in water with a hair dryer going you would quickly drop the pretense of non-interfence. Some things are just plain wrong. Mo, you will do more good for this country educating the local population about health, democracy, and safety, than lashing out at the foreign community.[/quote]

If you had shot that poster you would have got less than five years.

I see you never did take my advice about going to bed earlier.

So MM, you’ve been drinking, have you?
Anyway, congrats on 5 years of forumosing.

BTW, are the rumours true that you are heading to Iraq to do the Lonely Planet guide for that troubled country?

Congrats on the 5 years.

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Here’s to the next 25. :beer:

Mucha, did you ever get around to going on one of them “nature walks” you always talked about?

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Who are you and what are you doing on MY forum?

sorry for the z instead of a c Mu©ha Man! Congrats on the 5 stars! I have yet to bump into you in our corner of Taipei…someday perhaps? :smiley:

Congrats on 5 years, MM. Forumosa is a better place with you in it.

[quote]Pushing thru the market square, so many mothers sighing
News had just come over, we had five years left to cry in
News guy wept and told us, earth was really dying
Cried so much his face was wet, then I knew he was not lying
I heard telephones, opera house, favourite melodies
I saw boys, toys electric irons and T.V.'s
My brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare
I had to cram so many things to store everything in there
And all the fat-skinny people, and all the tall-short people
And all the nobody people, and all the somebody people
I never thought I’d need so many people

A girl my age went off her head, hit some tiny children
If the black hadn’t a-pulled her off, I think she would have killed them
A soldier with a broken arm, fixed his stare to the wheels of a Cadillac
A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest, and a queer threw up at the sight of that

I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlour, drinking milk shakes cold and long
Smiling and waving and looking so fine, don’t think
you knew you were in this song
And it was cold and it rained so I felt like an actor
And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there
Your face, your race, the way that you talk
I kiss you, you’re beautiful, I want you to walk

We’ve got five years, stuck on my eyes
Five years, what a surprise
We’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that’s all we’ve got
We’ve got five years, what a surprise
Five years, stuck on my eyes
We’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that’s all we’ve got
We’ve got five years, stuck on my eyes
Five years, what a surprise
We’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that’s all we’ve got
We’ve got five years, what a surprise
We’ve got five years, stuck on my eyes
We’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that’s all we’ve got
Five years
Five years
Five years
Five years[/quote]

for every year you have been on forumosa you need to eat two goose tongues on a stick (pic by belgian pie in travel or food forum). You can substitute it with the testicle things if you want.

Five years! :notworthy:

Congrats, Mucha Man with a C!

Let me be the very first to say congrats on 5 years at Forumosa.com Mucha man!!!

[quote=“almas john”]So MM, you’ve been drinking, have you?
Anyway, congrats on 5 years of forumosing.

BTW, are the rumours true that you are heading to Iraq to do the Lonely Planet guide for that troubled country?[/quote]

Two in the morning and I was posting drivel, and you ask if I was drinking? :slight_smile:

Yes, I will be heading off to Iraq soon. Just as soon as the rainbow bus gives me a leave of absence. They know no one can replace me as The gypsy ESL teacher in Taiwan, but we’ve got this new guy in from Cali who is promising. Maybe too promising and I am worried about taking such a long break.

A well, life is short. Gotta take a chance. God knows Iraq needs the money foreign tourists will bring in.

Wow! So you really are going to Iraq. That sounds excellent.

Congrats on the five years, too, MM. I once posted something about you being one of the posters I appreciate the most. That was in the “Forumosa Love Shack” thread. My opinion hasn’t changed. One of the best in my book. :notworthy:

You are kidding right?

You are kidding right?[/quote]

Your signature says it best bob:

[quote]everything is true
this is true
that is true
the thing over there
it’s true too[/quote]

I have no idea really what that little poem of mine is supposed to mean actually.