FLOB-The Movie

Casting Call. Any actor/celebrity living or dead and if you’d like, at any period in their career. Who ya gonna cast? You can’t cast yourself is the only rule.

SuperKing-John Lennon
Bu Lai En-Peter Ustinov
Maoman-William Shatner (Star Trek era)
JimiPresley-too easy
Tempo Gain-Woody Allen
Tigerman-Jerry Garcia
Funk500-Jason Statham
Sandman-Mel Gibson
The Chief-John Goodman (or Fatty Arbuckle if he’s available)
Goose Egg-Chou Yun Fat
DragonBones-Paul Giamatti

Feel free to make your own casting calls on these or others.

Charles Bukowski?

Oh I like, but you can’t cast yourself. I was thinking good ol Ron J. Would you sign off on Sean Penn?

I’d prefer Oliver Reed if possible.

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I do not know what any of you look like, this is based on your posting.

Toe Save - Dave Coulier (corny sense of humor)
Tainan Cowboy - John Wayne (old school)
ChewEy - Glen Beck (amusingly delusional)
Jimi Presley - Paul Weller (80s rocker)
Tommy 525 - Roman Polanski (likes em young)
Mucha Man - Michael Moriarty (talented but mad at the world)
Sandman - Larry David (brilliantly rude and occasionally awkward)
Buttercup - Dame Judy Dench (staunchly pommish)
fred smith - Jack Nicholson (adored and loved by some of his peers)
Jaboney - Sean Penn (all the things the right hates about the left)
Satellite TV - Larry the Cable Guy (or whatever the Aussie equivalent is)
Cyborg Ninja - Dakota Fanning (with a crew cut playing a male)
Tigerman - Phil Lesh (or any other straight hippy)
jd smith - Craig T Nelson (circa ‘Coach’ era)
superking - Jerry Van Dyke (circa ‘Coach’ era)
Big John - Merlin Olsen (seems like a ‘big’ candidate)
Okami - Sean Hannity (politically stuck in)
GuyInTaiwan - Mel Gibson (amusing Aussie)
Chris - Rachel Maddow (playing a male role, crew cut already in place)
k.k. - Richard Dean Anderson (big hockey fan)

Deuce: William Coaker

Sandman would be played by an irate Billy Connolly (who is, most appropriately, a musician, too).

Sandman: Dennis the Pennis (youtube.com/watch?v=v654Jh5Z9uI) :laughing: :laughing:
Jaboney: Lillian Hellman (for her far left views) without the literary/movie fame :laughing:
Deuce Dropper: Some no-name CBC artiste that is only known in Canada
Almas John: Oliver Reed in his later years (for the drinking)
Comrade Stalin: Dennis Hopper (the artist)
Tigerman: Jerry Garcia
Dragonbones: Tattoo from Fantasy Island
Fred Smith: Frederick II
Jd smith: P. J.O’Rourke
Maoman: Tomás de Torquemada
Tainan Cowboy: Lee Marvin
The Chief: The Banjo Player from Deliverance
The Gingerman:Richard Harris
Tommy 525: Rodney Dangerfield (no respect from people)
Politbureau: Mickey Rooney as a senior
Sam Wong: Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s as a Chinese person

I can live with those. :thumbsup:

I would have accepted Nick Nolte as well.

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I’ll take that. Ed Norton too.

I’ll take Jeff Bridges, given that I kinda look like him.

ChewDawg -
A bit of trivia…DId you know that Lee Marvin is buried in Arlington National Cemetery?

Right next to Joe Louis the boxer

Ole Lee was about as successful as a Marine as I was. :laughing:

Knew he was a marine…didn’t know he was buried next to Joe Louis. Knew that his divorce in California in the 70s set a precedent for being taken to the cleaners.

JD - Pretty good company to be in…

He got one of those “Forest Gump” medals…“I was shot in the but-tocks
During his Marine Corps days…

We were all young …once… :sunglasses:

I sound hot.

Can I be her:

JDSmith: David Hyde Pearce
JimiP: Maggie Smith :roflmao:
Toesave: Paddy Considine.
Deuce Dropper: Martin Kove, naturally.
Lili: Bebe Neuwrith
Sandman: Peewee Herman.
Maoman: Danny DeVito.
Chewy: Billy Dee Williams.
TomThorne: Terry Scott.

That is such a left field combo, but I am cracking up!

oops!

gosh, can’t imagine who I’d be. Kindof scared! Betty White?

love the Martin Kove, gonna change you from a role in front of the camera to one behind, because from the above you have displayed a knack for directing and casting:

superking - Steven Spielberg