# Florida Man **URL:** \ **Category:** Greater Forumosa\ **Created:** [October 25, 2023, 2:56am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594 "2023-10-25T02:56:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DrewC](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/drewc/32/224499_2.png) [@DrewC](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/DrewC)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 2:56am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/1 "2023-10-25T02:56:10Z")
Post your Florida Man stories here! > **[Florida man allegedly threatened to shoot someone at CVS unless given 'all...](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-allegedly-threatened-shoot-someone-cvs-unless-bottles-viag-rcna121972)** > > A 23-year-old man presented a handwritten note that threatened to shoot "the person closest to him" unless he was given various prescription drugs. ---
**Author:** ![volv1992](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/volv1992/32/105503_2.png) [@volv1992](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/volv1992)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 11:07am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/2 "2023-10-25T11:07:17Z")
> **[90 Days of This Year's Wildest Florida Man Headlines (So Far)](https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a26899191/florida-man-headlines-2019/)** > > Whatever insanity is happening in your state, Florida has done it with an alligator and possibly some amphetamines. ---
**Author:** ![TT](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/tt/32/271883_2.png) [@TT](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/TT)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 8:42am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/3 "2023-12-03T08:42:56Z")
Have I mentioned I’m something of a feminist? This should be an equal opportunity thread! > **[Tampa woman posed as home-school student, molested boy she met online: police](https://www.newsnationnow.com/crime/florida-woman-student-assault-police-say/)** > > “It is disturbing and unsettling to see an adult take advantage of a child and prey on them,” Chief Lee Bercaw said in a statement. “Anyone who may have been a victim of Zinger… ---
**Author:** ![volv1992](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/volv1992/32/105503_2.png) [@volv1992](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/volv1992)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 5:31pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/4 "2023-12-06T17:31:29Z")
Does “Georgia woman” count? NSFW [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS2c4B\_GKW8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS2c4B_GKW8) ---
**Author:** ![finley](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/57b2e6/32.png) [@finley](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/finley)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 3:32am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/5 "2023-12-26T03:32:14Z")
I hope this is real. ![image](https://forumosauploads-12829.kxcdn.com/original/3X/0/6/067b1695a97516044cc4b33a349884f2c7225bb0.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![BiggusDickus](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/biggusdickus/32/90381_2.png) [@BiggusDickus](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/BiggusDickus)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 3:48am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/6 "2023-12-26T03:48:55Z")
They had to make feeding alligators illegal? ---
**Author:** ![jl69](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/8e7dd6/32.png) [@jl69](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/jl69)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 2:55pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/7 "2023-12-26T14:55:42Z")
I have Florida Man’s Japanese cousin, Saitama Man > **[Saitama man arrested for calling police 2,060 times in 9 days to yell at them](https://soranews24.com/2022/12/02/saitama-man-arrested-for-calling-police-2060-times-in-9-days-to-yell-at-them/#comments)** > > Quick, someone call the cops! > **[Saitama man arrested after calling telecom provider 24,000 times to complain](https://japantoday.com/category/crime/saitama-man-arrested-after-calling-telecom-provider-24-000-times-to-complain)** > > Japan is currently at a sort of social crossroads, with a rapidly aging population dealing with rapidly advancing technology such as the widespread use of smartphones. It’s been reported that some phone dealers are mulling service charges for... Oh lets not forget Fukuoka man aswell. > **[Fukuoka man arrested for breaking into store, putting on female staff’s apron...](https://japantoday.com/category/crime/fukuoka-man-arrested-for-breaking-into-store-putting-on-female-staff%E2%80%99s-apron-and-shirt)** > > From shoes to tennis rackets, everything seems to have some innate erotic quality to one person or another out there. And that’s fine, but it’s when these desires drive people to violate the property of others that it becomes a problem. This is true... ---
**Author:** ![jl69](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/8e7dd6/32.png) [@jl69](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/jl69)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 4:55am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/8 "2023-12-27T04:55:13Z")
Oh found another, bit old though > **[Saitama man robs 7-Eleven with knives, steals 3 onigiri](https://soranews24.com/2014/05/06/saitama-man-robs-7-eleven-with-knives-steals-3-onigiri/)** > > A 7-Eleven convenience store in Kasukabe City, Saitama Prefecture was the scene of a daring late-night armed robbery earlier this week as an unidentified young man held clerks at knife-point and made off with a total of three onigiri rice balls,... > **[Saitama man arrested for making 9,313 false reservations on luxury trains](https://japantoday.com/category/crime/saitama-man-arrested-for-making-9-313-false-reservations-on-luxury-trains)** > > A strangely increasingly common phenomenon in Japan has been the act of a single person making a ridiculous number of reservations and then not paying for the bookings, causing them to go unsold and wasted. It’s not always clear if this is... Taiwan needs a Florida Man. Taoyuan Man [insert weird stuff here] ---
**Author:** ![jl69](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/8e7dd6/32.png) [@jl69](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/jl69)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 5:43am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/9 "2023-12-27T05:43:02Z")
Anyone here from Taoyuan? Go and do something weird lol Taiwan is loosing at this game. ---
**Author:** ![Explant](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/explant/32/130551_2.png) [@Explant](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Explant)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 12:14pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/10 "2023-12-27T12:14:36Z")
> [@jl69](#): > > Oh found another, bit old though > [Saitama man robs 7-Eleven with knives, steals 3 onigiri | SoraNews24 -Japan News-](https://soranews24.com/2014/05/06/saitama-man-robs-7-eleven-with-knives-steals-3-onigiri/) > > [Saitama man arrested for making 9,313 false reservations on luxury trains - Japan Today](https://japantoday.com/category/crime/saitama-man-arrested-for-making-9-313-false-reservations-on-luxury-trains) > > Taiwan needs a Florida Man. Taoyuan Man [insert weird stuff here] If one records traffic, I think Taiwan is the reincarnation of Florida man, not being sarcastic. It’s a wild world out there. ---
**Author:** ![jl69](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/8e7dd6/32.png) [@jl69](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/jl69)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 3:26pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/11 "2023-12-27T15:26:28Z")
> [@Explant](#): > > If one records traffic Ah true. So… Taoyuan Man rides scooter naked during typhoon while watching x rated video on phone. How am i doing?..actually that probably happened in real life more than likely lol ---
**Author:** ![Poundsand](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@Poundsand](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Poundsand)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 1:44am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/12 "2023-12-28T01:44:54Z")
> **[Florida shooting: Sister fatally shot over Christmas present row](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67825635)** > > The 23-year-old mother was shot and killed by her teenage brother, according to the sheriff's office. > Abrielle Baldwin, 23, was shot in the chest by one brother while she had her 10-month-old son in a carrier, the Florida sheriff’s office said. > The brother was then shot by their other sibling, who pulled his own gun, Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office said. > It added that the shooting followed an argument over who was getting more presents. > Sheriff Bob Gualtieri told reporters the older teenager, who is 15, ran from the scene and tossed his gun away. > The younger brother, a 14-year-old, was taken to hospital in a stable condition and will be taken into custody when he is released, police said. ---
**Author:** ![Explant](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/explant/32/130551_2.png) [@Explant](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Explant)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 6:43am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/13 "2023-12-28T06:43:46Z")
Used to be normal for s outer gang kids to go through cities with swords and tasers etc. I’m sure weirder has happened. Seen monkey pets in supermarkets and iguanas at the post office. Moms head thrown out the aprtment and he got out of prison (temporarily) for being high. We got some stuff 👍 ---
**Author:** ![jl69](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/8e7dd6/32.png) [@jl69](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/jl69)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 10:31am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/14 "2023-12-28T10:31:41Z")
> [@Explant](#): > > Used to be normal for s outer gang kids to go through cities with swords and tasers etc. Yea now their in the triads and smashing up peoples stuff and smashing people. ---
**Author:** ![jl69](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/8e7dd6/32.png) [@jl69](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/jl69)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 10:32am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/15 "2023-12-28T10:32:54Z")
> [@Explant](#): > > Seen monkey pets in supermarkets and iguanas at the post office. Moms head thrown out the aprtment and he got out of prison (temporarily) for being high. We got some stuff 👍 Maybe… Just maybe… Florida Man learned from Taiwan man who hides in the shadows… _x files music now plays_ ---
**Author:** ![yyy](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/yyy/32/12085_2.png) [@yyy](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/yyy)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 5:01am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/16 "2023-12-29T05:01:38Z")
> [@This Week’s WTF Story Award Goes to… (2023 edition)](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/this-week-s-wtf-story-award-goes-to-2023-edition/226606/118): > > This is completely f\*\*\*ed up. Fighting over who got more presents. Look at the ages of the shooters. Ugh. I suppose this thread is a logical place for it. ---
**Author:** ![QuaSaShao](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/quasashao/32/220200_2.png) [@QuaSaShao](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/QuaSaShao)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/17 "2024-01-20T00:52:47Z")
It’s a mine field out there these days in the US: > Police cleared the ousted chair of the Florida Republican Party of rape allegations on Friday, but said they have asked prosecutors to charge him with illegally video recording the sexual encounter he had with a female acquaintance. > > The Sarasota Police Department said in a statement that a review of a cellphone video Christian Ziegler made of the Oct. 2 encounter showed that it was “likely consensual,” making it impossible to charge him with rape. However, police said the woman told investigators that she never consented to be video recorded and was unaware it had occurred. > **[A Florida GOP leader was cleared of rape allegations. But he could still face...](https://dnyuz.com/2024/01/19/a-florida-gop-leader-was-cleared-of-rape-allegations-but-he-could-still-face-charges-that-he-illegally-recorded-the-sexual-encounter/)** > > Police cleared the ousted chair of the Florida Republican Party of rape allegations on Friday, but said they have asked How about charging the accuser with filing a false police report? > Filing a false police report is a criminal offense. Depending on state law, it can result in misdemeanor or felony charges. Misleading police officers by making a false police report amounts to a crime against the criminal justice system itself. It causes law enforcement officers to undertake a criminal investigation for no reason. As a result, police resources may be unavailable to address other crimes in the community. ---
**Author:** ![MikeN1](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/e19adc/32.png) [@MikeN1](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/MikeN1)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 1:49am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/18 "2024-01-20T01:49:18Z")
The fun part is that as well as him being head of the Florida Republican Party, his wife is the co-founder and president of Moms for Liberty, the ‘grassroots’ (i.e. astro-turf) Don’t Say Gay/bookbanning organization. While vigilantly protecting today’s youth from the evils of knowing gays and lesbians exist, the couple were engaged in a three-way with another woman, whom Mr. Ziegler is accused of filming without her consent (apparently the two women were more into each other). No objection to the kinky sex; just the usual rank hypocrisy. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_PBH](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/mr_pbh/32/230938_2.png) [@Mr\_PBH](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Mr_PBH)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 2:02am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/19 "2024-01-20T02:02:13Z")
I wonder if I search did you have anything to say about the rank hypocrisy of the dem staffer banging his buddy on capital hill? Probably not tho. 😂 ---
**Author:** ![zaowangyeh](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/zaowangyeh/32/204884_2.png) [@zaowangyeh](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/zaowangyeh)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 4:24am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594/20 "2024-01-20T04:24:35Z")
> [@Mr\_PBH](#): > > dem staffer banging his buddy on capital hill? Infidelity on both sides? Of course. > [@QuaSaShao](#): > > “likely consensual,” making it impossible to charge him with rape Criminal charges, not as of the moment. > [@QuaSaShao](#): > > How about charging the accuser with filing a false police report? If found guilty, crush him. Never f#\*k with a person’s livelihood in a dishonest manner. Due process. > [@MikeN1](#): > > the couple were engaged in a three-way with another woman, whom Mr. Ziegler is accused of filming without her consent File charges, and again, allow due process to take its course. [Next page](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/florida-man/234594.md?page=2)