Ever had one of those annoying arguments with someone who appears to have some facts but no sense? Here is Fred Smith’s very own patented procedure for putting out fly strips to trap the feeble-minded and improve the gene pool.
Start every phrase, sentence or statement with: “Urgent action is required.”
Be sure and use the following at least three times in the text of your argument: “We need to act now. Soon, it will be too late. And, again, urgent action is required.”
The point of all of this is NOT to prove anything statistically, factually, or logically but to “make a difference.”
Now, run out all of you and “take action” to “address these urgent issues” in order to “make a difference.”
Start improving the gene pool TODAY! Urgent action is required!!!
Yeah, um, like there was this program and like these people were like helping people and we were like yeah like we need to help people and helping people like helps them you know with their problems and like their life and we go to these meetings and um we are having an activity to like raise moeny to help people and then like hold this totally cool march where we will like raise awareness about the need to help people. And then, we are going to like make posters and stuff to highlight what it is that we are doing and later this year I am going to go on a trip to Mexico to help more people with some people from the group and like we hope that our efforts help people you know have a better life.
Which people are you going to help?
Um… people you know the people who need help. Like that is the key and we want to help people and stuff.
How are you helping them?
Like we are raising awareness about the things that are like out there. You know some people need help with things and we are going to help them find other people to help them so that those things are taken care of.
Which things?
Well, you know things that these people need like our help in getting help to help them with their things that they need help with.
[quote=“fred smith”]Yeah, um, like there was this program and like these people were like helping people and we were like yeah like we need to help people and helping people like helps them you know with their problems and like their life and we go to these meetings and um we are having an activity to like raise moeny to help people and then like hold this totally cool march where we will like raise awareness about the need to help people. And then, we are going to like make posters and stuff to highlight what it is that we are doing and later this year I am going to go on a trip to Mexico to help more people with some people from the group and like we hope that our efforts help people you know have a better life.
Which people are you going to help?
Um… people you know the people who need help. Like that is the key and we want to help people and stuff.
How are you helping them?
Like we are raising awareness about the things that are like out there. You know some people need help with things and we are going to help them find other people to help them so that those things are taken care of.
Which things?
Well, you know things that these people need like our help in getting help to help them with their things that they need help with.[/quote]
