It’s that time of year… The year is almost over, so why not. You can nominate anyone for anything but it has to be a positive nomination.
I will post the results on January 1st. Here’s how it works: For a nomination to actually become an award, it has to be seconded by someone else. A single nomination will remain just that, but a seconded nomination becomes an award.
Got to go to work now, I’ll post mine later this evening.
:candycane: Merry Christmas Everyone! :candycane:
Best Poster for keeping a level head in all arguemental posts- RichardM
most interesting new poster:
quarters (even though I hate the name)
Enthusiastic Exuberance: Tommy585
MJB and Wookie and for biggest hearts and the “Walking the walk” award
Most missed poster:
Richardm
Smelliest poster: Sandman.
No, wait…it’s Stray Dog.
[quote=“irishstu”]Smelliest poster: Sandman.
No, wait…it’s Stray Dog.[/quote]
At first I was going to chastize you for not keeping the suggestions postive, as requested by the OP.
But then I remembered that you think being smelly is a good thing.
[quote=“Stray Dog”][quote=“irishstu”]Smelliest poster: Sandman.
No, wait…it’s Stray Dog.[/quote]
At first I was going to chastize you for not keeping the suggestions postive, as requested by the OP.
But then I remembered that you think being smelly is a good thing.[/quote]
Oops. Didn’t notice that bit. 
[quote=“Dragonbones”]Most missed poster:
Richardm[/quote]I second that.
Most entertaining new poster: Buttercup
Most entertaining/funny poster: TomHill
The Poster Always First To Wish Everyone A Happy Birthday:
irishstu
(runner up: me)
The Poster Most Likely To Invent A Shark With A Laser Gun Attached To Its Head:
irishstu
(runner up: Buttercup)
The Poster Least Likely To Call Another Poster A Cunt:
irishstu
(runner up: the chief)
The Poster With The Best Chest Hair:
irishstu
(runners ups: Truant, Funk500)
The Poster Most Likely To Be Chosen As A Sperm Donor (based on a survey in WF and IRL):
irishstu
(runner up: 914)
And just in case this is a serious thread… I seriously nominate Buttercup for the funniest poster.
I’ll take that action.
Most anticipated return would be you, sweetie! 
Aw, thanks, m’dear.
Can we STOP all this talk about irishstu’s sharks? Until the Croatian mafia receive a WORKING prototype, I’ve been instructed to act with extreme prejudice against he and his associates. And that means the credit line on the shopping trolley wheels is FINITO.
Person most likely to eat lots of cheese: Roach.
The jdsmith award for being nice: Jdsmith.
Bestnewcomer: Buttercup.
Ability to cut through people’s garbage and get to the point: Bobepine.
Best poster: the chief.
Poster who makes me laugh most: Broonale.
Tallest poster: Tash/ Funk500.
Most missed poster: Loretta.
Person most likely to buy you a beer: TpeBob.
Best avatar: pubba
I’ll third that one, and add:
Most prolific new poster: Buttercup, 1475
Most prolific new contributor in Learning Chinese (and a very valuable contributor, I might add): sjcma
Most suited to remaining on dry land: tmwc 
(sorry, mate)
Hottest babe-magnet: Quarters
Most hip thrusts in avatar: dablindfrog
And the Forumosan Peace Prize for best kiss-and-make-up of the year: goes jointly to BroonAle and theposter!
The bluest mince pies I ever did see: TomHill
The most consistent voice of reason: sandman
Most eloquent teaching ninja: tmwc
Quietly coolest: lupillus
Top c**t: the chief
Best eyebrows: Erhu
Bestest guy to have a beer with: TpeBob
Currymeister: Taffy
Hottest boy: TPFKAT
Shitest world domination sea mammals: irishstu
Happy hour best boy: Edgar Allen
Bestest dog helping guy: Stray Dog
Most traffic disputes on a bicycle: tash
Probly forgotten someone.
[quote=“TomHill”]Person most likely to eat lots of cheese: Roach.
The jdsmith award for being nice: Jdsmith.
Bestnewcomer: Buttercup.
Ability to cut through people’s garbage and get to the point: Bobepine.
Best poster: the chief.
Poster who makes me laugh most: Broonale.
Tallest poster: Tash/ Funk500.
Most missed poster: Loretta.
Person most likely to buy you a beer: TpeBob.
Best avatar: pubba[/quote]
WHAT?! I have to share an award with Funk500!!! That’s an outrage! I demand my own category, like The Most Giant Poster On A Bicycle or something!
I support your nomination for jdsmith wholeheartedly. He’s the posterboy for Los Vaselinos.
Person most likely to buy you a beer doesn’t count. That’s IRL award. That’s a whole different thread. Someone should start that one.
Further, I nominate TomHill and BroonAle for: The Poster Most Likely To Talk Poo
Yeah, but ‘Guy most likely to inform you about the turkey buffet’ isn’t much of an award, is it?
I haven’t talked poo for a very long time. Seems that some things just stick!
P.S. My Christmas log is only available via pm this year. So let me know if you want to be on the list…
Award for giant vanity bicycle rider: tash.