I know that most of you lot (unlike myself) are always finding cute ways to skirt the rules here. Hence, I feel that this thread is of utmost importance, and it surprises me and leaves me aghast that this topic has been thus far neglected.
My on flob cheating:
If you are going to post drivel, gravedig or flame-bait, ALWAYS do it between 6PM and 8PM on weekdays, and 12PM-6PM on Saturdays and Sundays. This is the time that moderators are spending quality time with their families and your nonsense will not reach Temp for at least TWO HOURS!
AN FAQ FOR CHEATS:
- If you want to be a dick, do it within Jimi’s time-frame.
- Tigerman likes ice in his girlie beer!
- Enigma likes FREE beer! Imagine that! :lick:
- Use big words like TheGingerMan does, and everyone will think you’re really smart!
- Emulate Poagao and quote Fortigurn!
- Ironlady doesn’t understand Taiwanese “culture”! :no-no:
- ALWAYS tell everyone how long you’ve been in Taiwan. It gives you CREDIBILITY! And always CAPITALIZE! It adds EMPHASIS to your DRIVEL!
- Be a kiss-ass like ThreadKiller.
- Get your post-count up! Follow ludicrous advice on the matter and let yourself in for a flaying by the chief, or simply just start an inane Friday “Fun and Games” thread, where you only need to post in monosyllables.
- Beware what you write when you’re drunk. This shit is here for all eternity, and may someday come back to haunt you.
- Never listen to a word that Dr. McCoy says. He doesn’t even know that there’s no stop after “Dr”.
- If you’re a long-term member, start obscure in-group threads to intimidate the newbies. Sow dissent, confusion and fear. This is the best way to gain their respect.
- Stay away from DRUGS! They give you indigestion!