Has the thought of slaving away for a faceless cram school got you down?
The crazy psycho xiaojies suddenly gathered in a mob and invaded a nearby pasture where cows there were moved to glance their way while chewing cud at a speed that remained unchanged.
The amounts of methane being produced by the cows and mob created a very unpleasant smell that caused....
... the psycho xiaojies to overturn a cow, grab a teat in each hand, and begin spraying each other madly while the cow bawled a mild objection.
A farmer in the field over yonder saw the milk being sprayed and ran over for a quick .......
speed date for his son. Desperate to carry on the family lineage, he convinced the psycho xiaojies to speed date his son and heir to the farm
He convinced three of them to meet his son at the local McDonalds and ordered the food from the touchscreen menu
By ordering 5 McChickensandwiches, 5 McMacchiatos, and 5 McFlurries, he kept his total fecal bacteria level down to 0.01154 buttwipes.
Oooh some people are gonna be in trouble for not formatting again.
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Meanwhile he took one of the psycho xiaojies home even though he knew what she really was - well at least he won't die a virgin
She was of course a drunken elephant wearing a psycho xiaojie costume. This would be a fun night.
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@ChewDawg @bojack @zender @Uncreativeusername @DrewC
If y’all don’t format I will start emojifying! 
FINAL WARNING!!!
The fact that she was an and not an alien larva may seem paradoxical, but she was in fact an impostor among the larvae.
As the drunken elephant was pretending to be one of the larvae, but it's larva costume mistakenly unbuttoned together with the psycho xiaojie one, thus revealing the farce. The drunken elephant was then forced to reveal its real intentions, which surprisingly was...
to remove bubble tea from Taiwan. The drunken elephant was an agent of the PRC. By removing Bubble Tea from Taiwan, he would send Taiwan into shock, making it easy for the Chinese to invade.
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Everything was awash in urine, lust, soot and ivory
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What is the force that moves the nations?